Hetalia Meme #2 I have a fiance~

Aug 17, 20136 min read

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Published: Aug 17, 2013

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PICK 10 CHARACTERS:
1) England

2) Prussia
3) Italy
4) France
5) Romano
6) Spain
7) Iceland
8) Russia
9) Norway
10) America

QUESTION 1: You see (8) taking a shower in your house, You react? Russia

Me: *Le walks into house* Hmm I think I should make some foo- Why is the shower running?

*Le goes to bathroom and sees Russia*

Russia: Join me in the shower, da?

Me: *Le thinks about it* Weeellll... I'm kinda hungry now soo... Ehm, maybe later~

Russia: Da~

Me: *Slowly walks away...*

QUESTION 2: (1) Kisses you, What next? England

England:

U-Uh.. Sorry N-Nikki.

Me:

Oh Iggy~ *Pecks cheek* You can kiss me anytime~

England:

D-Don't call me Iggy...

QUESTION 3: (6) Is drunk again what do you do? Spain

Me: *Le takes stoopid selfies; until I get phone call and answers it*

Spain: H-Holaa Ni-*hic*-kki~

Me: Did you go out with France and Prussia again?

Spain: *Giggles* Mmayyybe

Me: *SIGH* Fine bruh... I'll pick you up... BUT THIS IS THE LAST TIME MAN!

Spain: Yayy~ *Hangs up*

QUESTION 4: (1) Asks you to marry him/her, Do you say yes? England

England: N-Nikki..

Me: Yess~?

England: E-Err.. I know we just met, b-but... Will you marry me?

Me: *Inside: Ok... act cool man! This is your soul mate. Don't wanna screw up* Outside: *Jumps up and down squealing* YES YES YES OF COURSE BRUH!!!

QUESTION 5: You find (2) in your bed, You react? Prussia

Me: *Le walks in room after shower and finds Prussia in my bed* ....... *Btw is wrapped in a towel*

Prussia: Kesesesese~ Vould you like to join frau?

Me: Hey! Hungary! Someone's here for you~!

Prussia: *Terrified eyes*

Hungary: Yes Nikki?* Spots Prussia* YOU!

Prussia: Now is vhen the awesome Prussia should run and abort plan~! *Le runs away*

Hungary: GET BACK HERE! *Le chases Prussia with frying pan*

Me:

Hahahahaha~ Wait... what plan?

QUESTION 6: (7) Had killed someone how do you react? Iceland

Me: *Le reads newspaper*

Iceland: N-Nikki.. are you reading the newspaper... for once in your life?

Me: Pft NO! I read the comics~ *Le spots MURDERER and has Icelands face* ICELAND YOU KILLED SOMEONE?!

Iceland: W-What?! NO I DIDN'T!

Me: *Shoves newspaper in face* SEE!

Iceland: I WAS FRAMED!!

Me: *SMH*

QUESTION 7: (4) Makes you food, Do you eat it? France

Me: *Munches on France's food*

France: You like mon chèr~

Me: *Nods and keeps eating*

France:

Good~

QUESTION 8: (10) Steals your car, What do you do? America

Me: AMERICA! I THOUGHT YOU WERE A HER- Oh wait, I don't have a car~ ...yet.

QUESTION 9: You see (9) At night what do you talk/do? Norway

Norway: ....

Me: ....

Norway: ....

Me: ....

Norway: .... Why are you in my bed?

Me: ... Why... aren't YOU in your bed?

Norway: ... Don't you have a fiancé?

Me: .... This'll be our little secret~

QUESTION 10: You find (5) on your couch what do you do? Romano

Me: ....

Romano: ....

Me: ... Why you on my couch?

Romano: ... Because my stupido fratello invited that potato eating bastardo over and he's bringing his stupid fratello, Prussia..

Me: Weird, because Prussia was here but got chased out, thanks to Hungary~

QUESTION 11: (3) Tries to kill you, Who saves you? Italy

Me: Italy? Tries to kill me? He cries because of a cat licking hi-

Italy: Ooh Bella~ Where are you~ *Le comes in my home with knife*

Me: Well... unless he's 2p!Italy and I reject him... Which I wouldn't because I think 2p!Italy is pretty sexy~

Italy: You think I'm sexy huh~?

Me: *Le blushes*

America: NO NEED TO WORRY THE HERO IS HE- *Sees 2p!Italy groping me*

Me: *Is frozen and cannot move from shock and is blushing*

Italy: *Sends knife next to his head, almost hitting him*

America: The hero is now unavailable... *Le runs away terrified*

QUESTION 12: You hear (2) drunk at night by your window how do you react? Prussia

Me: *Wakes up from knocking on my window*

CAN'T YOU SEE I'M SLEEPING IF YOU DON'T GO AWAY I WILL PERSONALLY RIP YOUR HANDS OFF AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ASS! THAT'S A PROMISE *Le goes back to bed*

Prussia:

*Le walks away from window slowly before sprinting somewhere*

QUESTION 13: What would you do if (8) was talking to no one, Would you think he/she is mental? Russia

Russia: That's a great idea Flying Mint Bunny~! I shall kill England to take Nikki, da?

Me: ...What has my fiancé done...

QUESTION 14: You woke up in (5)'s room, What do you say to him/her? Romano

Me: *Yawns* Whew time to get up for swi- *Tries to get up, but is locked in an iron grip by Romano* This.... this must be... a dream.... COME TRUE~

Romano: *Wakes up* W-Wha?! N-Nikki, why are you here?

Me: Dunno~ But I like it~

Romano: What happened to your fiancé?

Me: We aren't married YET~!

QUESTION 15: You find (1-10) in your room/bathroom, How do you react and who is in what room?

Me: *Walks in house to find the lights off and turns them on*

Everyone: HAPPY BIRTHDAY NIKKI!!

Me: WOAH! How'd you guys know I've always wanted a surprise party? It's not my birthday either but who cares! There's food~

Prussia: THE AWESOME ME WILL NOW DANCE WITH NIKKI!